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About The West. (Florence, Lane County, Or.) 1890-1921 | View Entire Issue (May 5, 1899)
G E T T IN G y H ID O F FORES. A Good R eeip« ».or P eople WLo ir » j f c *!*»<• t t y 'i'iiem. Even a lured w orm wHl tn r u —when it haw tun neuralgia, i turned on Cudd not long ago, and ho has never bored uie eince. T his Cudd U an idle dog who readd the leading articles and Wien walk® abroad in faultless a ttire , seek ing whom be may flixxl w ith his reser ve i r of necondhand politics, w orking h iL ifc c if up into a g reat state of excite m ent when he doee secure a listener. * % % % % % % * % % * * % % Une day he insisted on talk in g to we for an hour and a half when wy head was sim ply sp littin g . T hen I turned. TH E S EN TR Y DRANK. - N ext m orning I p a t on a nioct dis reputable p air of breeches, w orth about I n i G e n e r a l B le eid e D id Mot l i a i ' p t n ninepeuce, and p ainted my garden seat. I o S e e H im D o It. A SUPERSTITION WHICH SEEMS TO Is offen a w artans th at the liver i, N ext day the sam e breeches and a fresh torpid or inactive. Jicru serum, At a little village on the Siisqueban- BE BUILT ON FACT. rout—of paint. A nd so on, every day troubfi a may follow. l vr » ptotu,, la river 1 m et an old soldier who re ettlcient euro of H e ila .h u unu tin’ till Cndd turned up. Tie began on bi nted thia incident of hia experience F e w P e r s o n » W h o I J r e c t C o a lly X lu n - liver troubles, take m etallism . I let him w arm to bis sub with General Meade in the civil war ■ lo u k F o r T h e i r O w u I k e E v e r L iv e ject. then gently led him to the garden I have forgotten his name and the place tu O c c u p y 1 L e in — t i N o t D e u lb T h e n seat and sat down. So did he. He tr e a t D lN H sicr D ura t h e D o o r s . ed me to a burst of eloquence and w here it occurred. It was a raw night While (hey rouss the liver, rettom in October, the w ind was rath er strong full, regular action of the bowel« wound up by saying: they do not gripe or pain, do ro -‘ An instance has recently occurred of and Meade had fixed a stove in hia tent ‘As for th a t fool Balconrt, he ought Irritate or inflame the internal organa" to be sat upon. H e’s nothing b u t” — The soldier was the sentry for the gen a well known man refusing for super but have a positive tonic eflect "y“’ at all (Irugglsta or by mail of ’ “ here he indulged in a fine rhetorical eral. A puff of wind knocked down the stitio u s reasons to live in u beautiful im provised stovepipe and soon the tent house he had built u n til some one else, C. I. Hood & Co., Jxjivell, M«(« gesture and landed both bands on the filled w ith smoke The general came sc a t—“ W et paint, by George I” a perfect stranger, bad occupied it for “ N othing but w et p a in t.” I echoed, ont and naked the sentry to help him to i seine little time. rearrange it. The soldier replied that ' w ith an a ir of deep conviction if ever there has been a superstition Cudd jum ped up. “ H ang it a ll.” ho he was under orders and conid not leave that appears justified by solid fact and hia post. r '? > said, “ look a t n?y tro u sers!” precedent, it is th at which prevails “ Yes. yes." said Meade, “ th at is I “ I ’m very so rry .” I said. “ T hey’re abont tho building of a house. Few true, but I would like to have th a t , all over paint, and so ¡3 your coat. and. ‘ who elect costly mansions for their •t&vepipe fixed You are rig h t.” And g re a t Scott, so are my breeches!” i owu use ever live to occupy them. Au j “ T hia is u new pair of bags. ” ho the general went at the job himself. i ill fate seems to bar the doors of thest " I kept pacing my beat, ” said the grum bled. “ W h at am I to do w ith soldier, “ and enjoyed M eade’s efforts abodes upon whicli has been lavished so , th em ?” much thought and money and hope I told him to give them a good soak to get the pipe back in its place. Ho Sometimes it is death ami sometimes it ' Mauy women are languid, peevi.ih sallow noappetitc, full o f aches and pain», P A C IF IC COAST made a sorry mess of it. F inally ho •ltd generally out of sorts, sorts. T his condition condition p prevails re ,„ .„ because ^ , u , the blood has become ing in paraffin, and f th in k he m ust iliia turned to me and said: ‘Sentry, you is ruin thut overtakes tho owner im pure. Ko one is bette have taken my adviro seriously, for 1 to «Pea.k o f this fact than Miss Hazel Snider, a So widespread and so powerful is this Channing young woman of A rlington,'ind. To-day she has rosy c h e e k i snarVl'ine h av en ’t seen him from th a t day to this. will have to help me. I w ill be respon »trango superstition thut one finds even sible for you, and if there is any trou- Misl O 1 !;‘.U,UP form . Which prove th at she is in good lieulth A year ano —Ju d y | ble about your leaving the beat I will an intellectual man like Lord S&lisbnry iuiikcn ^ ' l ”UO't’be'was tro^blcdWwIithr nervo«sness untTgenera?Jebd’itv ^ insisting ou leasing tostruugein for sev I t A ll D e p e n d » , j explain to the officer. ’ “ Did you sever y o u r connection w ith “ In a few m inutes we had th e pipe eral m onths the beautiful home which the firm or w ere you discharged ?” ask in position. Meade disappeared into the he hus had erected for himself at B eau ed the friend. ■ t'-nt w ilbout a word of thanks, b u t he lieu. on the Riviera, before he will con M y .M a il, P o s t a g e P a i d , j The man o u t of a job gave a few soon canto out w ith a ju g of applejack sent to occupy it himself or to perm it a w e ’t d e f a i l ^ M V" a‘ ’xtunds o f flesh. WM stupid, and had no a . n b i d o n . ^ uny member of his fam ily to cross its m inutes to thought before answ ering. and asked me to take a drink. Once Pj etite failed. My blond was in a bud condition, having become thin and w a te r/ - - ““ a ' “ I ’m a little un certain about th a t.’ more I reminded him I was on duty. threshold. Lord Salisbury, however, has only to C nfy , he said a t last. ‘Yes, yes, ’ he answered, ‘I know, but look round him in London to find ample “ U ncertain V you helped mo to fix the stovepipe.’ •‘Yes. Of course t know th a t offico "H e turned on his heel and re-enter- j grounds for tho adoption of such ex and told m e about h er experience, and how they cured her. J finally tried tho boys arc discharged and general m ate ed the tent, leaving the ju g outside. traordinary and a t first sight nnneces- I b c ^ e T “ After i Vh n d t " ? rly V’i,'/,*’1 " ’*th “ le Sf‘co*“1 box ’,otlCfd » ‘ >«r t h e sary precautions. The completion of ' agfcis sever th eir connections, but 1 A fter a tim e he came ont. net er. After I had taken eight b o res i was cured, and have had no occasion to c a n 't ba sure th a t I was high enough " ‘Did you d rin k ?' he inqnired. I Lord Revelstoke’s palace in Charles ' • II foyr P a il P e o n u T V 1,” ,“ ’ 1 ,h “’ ‘ Pink Greatest Weekly ia the Caantry, street coincided with the bankruptcy of to sever my connection. and I d o n 't like nodded. Probably n.y nfe. and 1 advise an y one ru fftrin g with the great firm of B aring Bros., of troubles sim ilar to mine, to take these pilli to th in k I w as low enough down to be “ 'I knew you would, but I did not i Misifc :*\WEK. which ho was the principal, and it has discharged P erhaps y o u ’d lietter make uoe it. ‘ “ — P ittsb u rg Dispatch. rem ained ever since an exquisite monu it th a t the tirm and I disagreed.” — ' iln c lu d ln r I'natnge) to any p a r t of the United Chicago Post. ment to the futility of hum an hopes and FtAtea, A DEA DLY CANE. Canada and M exico. am bition T H E W B E K .D Y C H R O N IC L E , th e bright«»' Mr. Sanford had hardly finished re T o lie C o n 11 <?<i. and most com plete W ee k ly N e w sp aper In th« In n ocen t I .o o k ln » In a tr n m e n f building tho exterior of his magnificent w orld, p rin ts r r r u lo r ly 112 Colum ns, or rlxteen W h i c h W 'o n ld U c a t r o y L if e . p.U’ M , of Nows, L ite ra tu re and G eneral Info r A narchists of the physical force mansion in Carlton House terrace when m ation: a im a m ajfnirtcent A g ric u ltu ra l aud ! « ’ll • ml find it now and again irresistible the collapse of A rgentine securities oc- ' H o rtic u ltu ra l D e p artm en t. T h is Is one of tb* ‘ to brag of the pow erful things they enrred, involving him in ruin and com preateet dep artm ents In a n y paper on this i have used or are going to u se," says a pelling him to dispose of it to Mrs. Cr.sFt. E v e ry th in g w ritte n Is based on ex- perienc« In the Coast States, not on Eastern i w riter in The Lndgute. “ W e w ill sup- Mackay, of "B onanza” fame. men's knowledge of th e ir ow n localities Tho M arquis do Santurce, having poso th a t some aristocratic person lias SAMPLE COPY SENT FREE been chosen as a victim . The exact p a t pnrehused the neighboring house from tern of his favorite w alking stick would Lady G ranville, spent a fortune upon j be noted as occasion arose and a fac the reconstruction and adornm ent of , sim ile of it prepared—th a t is to say, so the interior. But before the work was , ta r as mere outw ard appearances were completed he in tu rn was overtaken tty * * “ * • “ "•d B lp s a i Tab a l« , „1,1, w tntnrh „ t l a . I the terrible disaster w hich befell the 1 I concerned. f ,'o,n «-OBWIpath» ncU .,t» th at 1 ran o b n trfu ll/ r«nnnm t red tln-in. f a r o .a r f l .e ycnra. N atl,lag g .v a me nay rallaf. . D troubled fo r about tbr«*« veurn w ith : “ The interior would really be an in j well known Anglo-Spanish banking ' i ' / m i i t * : 1 '1 *'’* * " ' l n wura b l,,a (n l ao w hat I callod MUoue nt tack» «umjfcjr on re«<ijnrly I r iilild n o t Wool »hi,0 ,0 0 uiy loet and o n ly« laara fernal machine. Inside the hollow of house of M urrieta, of which lie was the You can • w<elr- told by different nbyuh lnns draaa. I ta'.y |||p i,u, Tabule* aarertlBed In our that It wo» oauaed by bod teeth, o f which I h id the stick would be a m etal flask con chief director, and lie had no altern a d n lli parar. bou8h( aorea and took them r.s dlroct- a bo cured ••▼«raL 1 bad the ieeib extracted, but the at- •d . Hava taken them about three weeks and th a r. tain in g a liquid w hich could emerge tive bnt to sell tho house to Mr. \V. \V ni suffer from any o f the ( 1 • * en • ’Iv^rHai-nirnta of I I <neh II change 1 I am not eo n -tlp au d any mors Rl|mna Tubule« In a ll the but bad uo faith I, . ^ en» come to the o!de*t only from a sm all orifice at the top of Astor and I owe It a ll to R ipon ' Tabular. Ia in th irty- SpatiaJut on the Pacific Coast, | them , but uitout • !< w«>«>kA nine« a friend ,n The downfall of Hudson, the railw ay the flask. The flask would he im bedded acren jenra old, have no re-eupatlon, only iny . to them . Flu.™ taken but tw o n t the OR. IORDAN & CO., 'in Im^'l ' O nr,!" « •»* !< hllrhaud. king, occurred at the same tim e as tho « h a ll ftocut boxia o f the Tabule» »m l b a re ha<l w ith in a substance which would ex 1081 Market St Est d 1862J ' Tho Dachs Say. F rit tv. vug I noiirlv Ha hn,I hud Ilia aropry end I am try in g Itlpana 2 ^ S ° i r«*»7 , f ,h® atfc,rk* "over given a Talmler fo rh b n . Ila feels aoiu« heller but II w ill, Y o u n g m m anj m id d le ( I through alrefty yet ?—N aw York J o u r plode tho in stan t th a t the liquid re completion of tho great house he was j tftatiBM«Jai io r auythJiiff W o r e , but the a n at taka amna tim e, he haa been alek ao long. Vuu - , — *S<e<l m en who are suffering ferred to came into contact w ith it. having built for him self a t the Albert i am oun t o f enod Which I believe has bee a .lone mo nal. from the effect« youthful indiscretions or ex- i I *uey uhh j « j iutter and nan»« an you HJto. oy Itipane Tabu lex Induce« mo toudit m ine to (ho "W h en an opportunity occurred for gate entrance to Hyde park, w hile in ^ ¿ 7 « i ’U nat ‘,rcr y<ar5’ »«’J Physical teaiiroouUia you U u ubtkM ha<« In y,»ur Mrs. M x n r O obmxm C labkb . !>•» bi I I t y , | ,M p o i c u Cy ,1.0». 1 M u n b u o d Ira R o a to n . the stick to be su b stitu ted for its inno- toe same manner Baron A lbert G rant W*«**b»u A. t . Daw/rr. in «11 ita compbcMloM,* M|>cr?iintori*h<*a I have been aufTerln^ from Itcn.lachee ever “ A Boston (oarlim nn who died re ' eeut counterpart, the handle w ould be witnessed the piecemeal saloof the gor y i oaiM tnrrliceu , C jon orrlieen , G le e t Muoe 1 waa » h ttlo cu i. I could „ever rld n ln i» TSae ( ' t i r o . « i c . o H i i l l e t i n T . j t e lo n iln » , e tc . B y a <raat to Inform yon, cently left 128,000 to charity. ”. unscrew ed to a slight extent, th u s allow geous palace he had erected at Kensing combination o f remedies, of great curative pow - - . <’“ r o rff" ln io a c ro w u u d T H E C H K O N lC Is R rank» w ith the greatest IB wnrde e f hiKheet er, the Doctot has to arranged his treatment placo without, getting u " I suppose he got rich because of the ing a space for the liquid to flow out. ton, hut was never destined Ute. o f tl»« U n e flt newspapera In the Unlterl Stale». -n,: • , -------------- to occupy. > hoadacfieand tick at iny that i? w in not only afford immedinie relief but h a re (U rlre d fro m T H E C H R O N IC L E has noo qualon the F ad flo way Boston’s streets aro laid ont. ” which it would do when the stick was Hits is why there are, comparatively, permanent euro. The Doctor does not claim to ¿p atoifiBoh. 1 hcardalxjiiC R ipen« Tkbulrr. t am a Ccast. i t lead» a il in a b ility , e u te rp rlm aa«l Ripans Tabulae from an “ W h at could th a t have to do w ith held in a horizontal position. Most men so few new mansions of a palatial char perforin i.nr ides, Lut is weh-knmvn to l>c a fair pro/«'M |.,oi4 ou r.« and • n o t of inlne who w a, , • . . ......... asugw,,, pre-eininent ’ it? " U. th l, prnfr.nloii a clear occasionally carry their- sticks in this acter either in London or the country in h i, specially— niRepseai taking them for catarrh T H E O H R O N IO L E ’ B T .le s ra p h le R.port. ,r. bead t a .:n n > ;, r.aailwL U “ People who arc not well ncquaiuted way. So. when the victim took his sup- Persons possessed of adequate means t'e l .n r . l and nuret ivllreble. I t , Local N ew , 1«, of tli(»»(4)iuach. She had ‘ •«oroui.-bly eradicated fro m th e ’ H l i s n a T a t u i , a S n M It. B.VNt-in w ith o u t using » t f e r e u i* * • found xuch relief from XfW rotJC of n i j (oaca I f'. .vht and Fplciasi. and Ita KditortalM fro m th , there alw ays have to take carriages in jKised usual stick from the corner in and in need of either a town er country ‘IA N i»| plvbuf in us w ill ro- I The modern stand th eir Ufo Sliced vised tun -J found m*a»Sf c o o ip lrtrl, '.•'•lA e",ir/p „,e sf„m „e„l ( ) f hlae.im p l»ln l. order to get bark to their blurting which it had been placed upright, ho residence prefer as a rule to purchase R.j.rstt pens In (he country. to Cuke them too, and I r s n il'.w n . ArUng an ihu Hi iv iltl.u a ra n tee a lO S l'T I lE C t’R R f n < points. “ —Chicago N ew s. T ill'. C H R O N IC L K haa a lw a y s been, rend aj- have been doing Nit sineo ad»lc«i of U r O,w> B o w - m ight w alk about w ith it for u long homes th a t have been lived in to build eay « w ill be, tho friend nnd clrem pton of th , rt'ery cate we nndeiiaie, or j o ’ feti 1 uit October, and w ill Of ard F am ily Medi- • r . Fb. t t . SS H rw nrk IlioiiAn.rt I>«!lni„ r period w ithout encountering actnal ing new ones. If they do any b n ild in - I’ ' I ' . ' , as against cow la n a tio n ,, c ltq u ,,. cor- any they hnvo complete« A *•., J r rare c i r , . 11-,. and strictly private. c in e : C u re s the rl* ly fttrvil n»y hend.u hes. W p a n , T a b 'll« , w ith A l.u T r r 'a I'-y e s. harm , but once let him hold it horizon at all they in general, cause it to tak3 c o ra tw n ,, or oppression. _ sny k in d . I t w ill bo I am t vent j nine year« « ra a il m u lta . ment personally or by letter. Sent! fnr book. til Fond Lover— V» hat do yon mean, sir. tally or tw irl it in the a ir there would the form of additions to or alterations Independent In everythin,., n s u lrs l In nothing. • Id . You aro welcomo HIM B « ..n W noaas. “ T h e P h i l « ” »'he P h ilm o p liy o f M artiase? common every-clay 2 to u ie this te itlm o n l J, by snapping your cam era every tim e be—well, you can im agine the result. ” of edifices no longer new. free, (A valuable book lor men.) Mrs J. B rookm Yl th a t young lady passes? I V IW IT » U . J O R O I N ’M Even then tho owners endeavor to ill o f humanity. ■ « • M r w a , Iro u l bd S t r r n lB C lo c k D t a la . G ro a t M u s e u m o f A n a to m y i w ith l i . a r l t o u r n ami Cheeky A m ateur I ui not ta k in g te r safeguard themselves from the possibil 1 y the , f , cost - and lurgent M useumuf it« »I« kind kind iu in lh the •faaolaarnaia. r.uacat l,y wgv>J liluscupisf c Difficulty is experienced in accurate picture. ity of danger by letting their residences l ia l lm t ln u . fi.r ■ (U>«l wnrld. Come and 1,-arn how wcn.ierfully you Mr ■««••! year old boy saaoj >«ua Our tiny ftrn m ad.; how to avoid ■ioknc.R and di-v.-i.e. , “ Oh. y o u 're not. eh! Then w hat aro ly reading the tim e of elevated clocks Frr ,nh= •u tb jifd w ith p a iiu |U .P'" pose' "" " « ’7 say i„ f We a •Ho M 'A a tra , litm u:al . bin Loud. c,>nntlpatj"n are cnnttnuallv adding new Aucoinim«. on account of the distance between the France, of w iping the dust from ofl you d o in g ?” and cninplAine.t <»f hi« ! A t j r liL O O V U tK is . « B o r w f l i ! . Is tM pipar linlurilns ‘T i n closing th e sh u tters, so her looks m in u te hand and the figures. Seen from the plastered walls. ” ■ I p a n a latuina s ta * Btogaoch. Ho entild net 106) I •< > Moiket Street. San Franr • : j|, i* Showing the Unlied Slate», 4 M a r r e lM d t o .lr .il,- m * ear Ilk « ehtMrou of hi« w o n 't break tho I c iia New York below, tho apparent reading may be a Nowhere is this superstition more • trial, waa i r c n t i « fKh do ai.d w h a t ho cf C x iia d a a .il N orthern M j x I o j nirnute or tw o w rong when the hand is \V eekly. «slMr.,1 b, ihri, n„ did «at did not agrea powerfn! than in Bavaria, where many org- o n w h i o k • ■ 4 n o w t a k a t ih o not nt 13 or 6 on account of this dis ta ‘ n ta°St pictnres<lue «Pots, espccial- w ith him. n o tv a s th iu Tnb nlr« ropula ly She koepa a few t arlnua Itlp an i C roitplnit b P u p i.j'. and o f a aaftrun color. tance The perspective throw s the band »VMUn« ( • « « o f lh a laattreonlali la favor o f xseulk-a In U o hoiiaa and aayo ahe w ill n„i b - a illi ANÜUALS T H A T C O U N T . M a p Y oung M ooncalf—D oyen know. Miss out of position and gives it an apparent ly in the m ountainous districts, are Riisui» Tabiilak. I tried lh< in lllp a n . Tabules Bot • a , Ibnta Too hro rtiiu n t and alaaplaHrncaa hava adorned w ith fairylike palaces. None of t „ k b«1 “ l a “U’r ' “ TO* *>'f > nireilor. » J wo O æ » IK n B in ili. Wosy, th a t—a w - th a t I vo been wo «kv-,|H'. lArad w ith tba Indlaaall.ia which w»a upw ard position. On the first q u a rte r them has been entirely completed for >1J » Z a n d ( . o t — I n ila n e r s T h a t I’r o r e f l , e | r F m M asR a of Ino re b.a,1 , elrea bevo «IKappaarert, b >re u > rn ia |l era la -----..-»-wrew« . a., w . VIM gg, ||) ■ a n a r r i y ao , r . r t n hurrtaa fo r liar. Our w liola fleeting a g reat deal wpcently, and I'vo ' f i V < h r a u in io this m akes th e reading slow, on the g«“ d o- u<.ltlon and lm n«»\«r complain« of l»'« th e C oiiip n tiiiff F i r i i i t j . T " ,m l' • ’■'W ilarlp.M parliUly afte r P o sta g e p r e p a i d " ; , •tom ach. U« la now « r«<|. chubby faced boy. Thia hawlf a mind— I ve - a w - htiwlf a r to 4 M « r ly maul. My m o t h , r H S fly y.m r. ,.t aa<. last q u a rte r fa s t A proposed m ethod of brilliant and accomplished - e K in o . k i the *5° Feveral years ago there lived in C in Ulilld — wonderful cbanK« I attrib u te to lllp a n , Tahiti«« and taaojcyioc th a b m te f liaalih and Ml> Itä i alaa ADDJtsns ----- l a m „ a I UP »< I n ,at ib ry w ill Iwinart an y one ifeom correcting this is to m ake the clock wig. who conceived th e i? d e tan E cinnati a mi le w hich w s employed by rata hearty m eal., aa la ip a M lId llly I ai ra aho M . » . ,l„ V O Trw ._ the vradia lo o ld ago) I f taken according In diroo- Miss Rosy —N ev erm in d rep eatin g it. face concave so th a t th e tip of the hand nnfortnnately design, but ” took tupana Tasalaa. . atom ft. naaoua.i. a street railw ay company in hauling perished beforo th eir t . W. 1-BICB. 1'ioprlGlrer F C hro oM B . Mr M tstucalf I t ’s far above the popu w ill alm ost graze the figures. Then the cars i p u sleep incline T ins auini.'i] completion M S FRANCiaoU. C U lar estim ate, lint I 11 eoncido you th at tim e can be accurately read from below 4 MW r l , t o paekH cental mar was hitched in front ,,f tho . ’ og dur Nor eVcn have the builders of m anv -n o. mvaha r u n o packed m a gaiwreannn (witneu. e ia » )!, ao r for I much. — Richm ond Dispatch. of , team and u nhitched as soon us the eai fi.» p B 8I’u n<1lrt structnres thnt adorn A T r ic k o f S ty le . , arrived a t the top i t the nil! »t made C T V L I5 M . IH» r iran rh a o f I'gtHC. MetV T lig be* n U,ore fort«- ! A " ’“ ta-in Who d e c la re she cannot n te T? ■ certain nun t a r o t trip s in the fore A R T I S T I C “^ . I ve etruck s o r’e cocoarugeiuent a t • - ord to bnv bound books invested in a nate. T hus M. Jules G revy had scarce- Ib a y baul.h pain. Indue M f and peideiig Id a O at glvoa retaf. 9 W «100.1 (i li n e forgot’ II th e lu m b er, but last. ” ta .c.0.m,: : : A e<’ b ’’ Lk, ‘" '’8 Russia leather book cover the other > completed the construction of hia w ill sav 50 f r t h e - a h e of ecu ., :.i, e i lordly mansion in the A venue dT ena s h a M a rried U liu A n y h o w . f tay Al»g>, tS “ W h at ia it Y” ua.y. It has pockets a t the ends into I ami a like num ber in th e ai'ternoon, when the scandalous behavior of his convict a» a French pcntil settle " T h is prom inent m an used to be « w oich to slip the covers of tho books H«lM>ratlfl<>un It»n.T|uu-tas. li sting for an hour at, noon As soon m 4 w e n t Who w as undergoing it life sen- one is reading It is very handsome, «on in-law. Daniel Wilson, overwhelm Tho Boiiapartcs alw ays w ere sujier- lh« nm le com pleted its fiftieth t r i p i t farm hand at <10 » m onth. ’ h ta A " 7 th ? ' ' grnco «««1 compelled "AV bat is encouraging abonf th a t? ’ and it cost (5 tenoo desired to M arry a fem ale couvict, atithm iti a, csiM-cially ............ of Napo. ’ m arched aw ay to its stable W ithout or- him to resign the presidency of the re »uch inurrtugcM huiug of couuuon occur loon, “ I used to be n farm hand a t $10 a W hen she w raps all th is gorgeoum ess Dig' alw avs had s pre* cn tim e nt ds-.i from its driver. public am id a perfect h o n ic a n e o f pub- rence. T he governor of tho colony offer th n t the rise and fall of her fam ily m outh uiyMclf. ” Chicago Rectrd. «round a 10 cent copy of "L o rn a lie Io show th a t it w h s not infiueueod obloquy n o objection, hut the priest proceed Doone or a 25 cent edition of " P e n w ould iX'cur in tin. saiuc century, that A l.lKht n ia (. ed kJ cross exuniine tho prinoucr. "D id tho glory w hich waa prophesied for by the sound c f the factory w histles and dent is. she is placid, happy and tin- t l J ! 16. E 'n p [ei9 E ugenie's onlv sister, bells the follow ing n m a rk a b le action y n » not m arry in F ran ce?" £j0 m j,|t C annibal C hief—Did yon got Rliy luliHL.ul and doesn t think she w as ex- tho late Duchess of A|ba , had not occiv them would be followed by disaster OVt!ly PaI:' l'o erected for her ’’Y e t " "A m i your wifo is dead?" And the prediction v.ita verified Sli. ou the part of this uuin.al is vouched captives ? U-avagant. - New York Commercial for by the su p erintendent of tho line, in theC ham ps Elyseva mere than a few W a rrio r—Only a couple of dudes. A iverti.sir ia. "H a ve you any docum ents d irtl in h er eighty m te n th year, h a v ir( w h o gnvu mo these data : On a certain m onths before she w as seized w ith ;> your m ajesty to show that she is doadi" " N o ." liv n l long enough to see th e dow ufall occasion, d u rin g » musicul festival, th is A U 'M k F in ish . sudden Ulncju and died there in a m in ?= I , 11i‘EI ' kCALL COMP ANY, ‘Then I must dveliun hi m nrry you. ot all her children. Chief —I wish voq’d try to get some- m ule was transferred to the n ig h t shift, L ittle Frances—Pap», my teacher You m ust produco aonie proof th u t your Is 133 10 146 W- HO. Sheet, n.re ; rk J? Napoleou 1 alw ay s feared Dec. i n s and t h e very iu stau t tt completed its th iu g more su b stan tial I ’m g ettin g told mo to i v yon to tc li me som ething nor so m ysterious as to give rise to r;i- m ors of foul play The building was wifo ia dead ’ Thoro was u pause, and tired of breakfast food.—New York e »I OF' an unlucky day, and it ia n luted cf him Î i f t ’1 A ve ..bout V ictor Hngo Tomorrow she subsequently pulled down C h it a» n, «.«4 Ibu bride pnw peetive looked nuxiously th at before every im p o rtan t b attle he fiftieth trip it start,xl for the stable» It Jo u rn al ft,5 i M arket 6 t. S « n h f .a jK i. u i took th e com bined effoits of several w hilts ms to tell the class w hat was the A nother equally nnluckv house IS at tile w oald he groom. F in ally he said, w ould throw dice to ascertain if he N o t a K i p l i n g . P o o r F a l l o w ! men tv niako it retu rn to its duty. At «nest im p o rtan t thing ho ever did th at now ow ned by the widow cf ln . " I can prove th at my fnrutor wife is w ere to lose or win Tho “ red i. n ig h t there were no lu lls or w histles to She 1 h av en 't been able to get » I u I ajci (who pretends to know it alD — lute Baron H irsch. S itu ated a t the cor d a a d " " H o w :” " | was sent bero for wh, in lie alw ays raw going inform the m a t u r e th a t " q u ittin g copy of your book h u t f v ^ n ’ fo n !llW tb e H ugonants. ner cf th e R ue de l'E ly ste and of t'-- b illin g her.' Anri tho 1 rule ucccpttsl w ith him was a delusion tli to battle lie —Perhape you d id n 't try the li fid but., s«y. fell your teacher I'm rav in • Avcnne G abriel, it was erected oy the a:l causi d tim e " bad come it hud counted tl»u h im HotwithsiMiidtiig. —Denver Tim es him m uch suffering, - Toron to Sat a rda V t f i - . and having finished its fu ll quota places school taxes and I d„n r , f : N igh. to do her work. MakJ her teu Z n ,‘i nU».de •',o n tl,y He b»<i not occupied Pecoilnr t« Ute Mat«. ' I ao it th ought th a t tho tim e for rest She— Perhaps n o t, 1 w ent to the house more than a few weeks before is 'hishtesl Aliga, l e , y an 1 iisxl h.i 1 arrived book stores.—Town T opics "So fur mm I know, " «m l th e doctor »o-mt it herself and see how she lik e, t was the scene of » d arin g burglary U u n ia ,,,, lh a u tifn , , , ... ÏÎ Not Worried About 1 .i >t. ine n i e i i k i vs give u niuisfakaldecvi —«. nicagn New.i In answer to n question, “ the ahurtesl I *-,','."'‘ - ‘--11», f-.n ? th at covered its noble ow ner w ith ridi H er Father-— W i ll, if you uro defer- I lia I'craw nreJ K a p c r lc n n w . deuces of Iho posM.-siou fiy them of tho u t a . r â 7 „ 'ï„ 7 k word u t four syllables is ‘O hioan.' ’’ c.ile Two m onths after, his d aughter m ined to m arry my d aughter, I sliall tr»*r«v> ; -hl» H r .it.t.1 ,,1 Hicks I)j j-on believe iu luck? « 0 .1 R ie s a ( h e U n k e o f A r * > ||.» ' i« .1 lu: t « " W e l l , ” observed the proitwaoi, re offer no objections, but l of.ire yon take com puting faculty lu is r p | Uul(j0 , |lu « > « , fu died there so snddenly and under such •» •id « th«» Wicks Luck? No; I have never had ’Yon Americans, " s„id die Scotdi- m oving h is cigar from his m onth a mo- this irrevi cable step I th in k it is only seq aaiu ian ee of a very in ', lUgout chim - •»U«. y. trauge circum stances th a t tho dnebes. ; ì ' “' ' “llasa FHF.L IY„ ... " i t 's th e sam e way as regards the rig h t to let you know th u t I have de- pauzM w hich could eenut as high as u n jth in g but ill [„<* all uiy life.— man "suffer from an itch for bot« »rie* * ould not om aent t„ rew ,„ « longer in g aodre« IH C M cC A L L CO Som erville J o u rn a l three. T h ai th is waa not n (rick sag. The O hioan alw ays gets there rifled to leave all uiy money to educa h MS io ,< 6 W. ,+tl, S i , r;<w v^ rI< • ; ►«P h an ill omened h o u se .-L o n d o n gcMtcrt bv scumuh I inipnlseMl L id am ple “ An itch for nctoriety, rosi loltera th an anybody else. ” tional and charitab le in stitu tio n s 7 « * w * .w .v .w .« .» « • V« ........ . e . . . . . a„y : spmided the A inctican w ith tp iriu • •ia» G lib S u ito r—Oh, th at'» all rig h t “ ppo rtm n ty of antisfylng my*elf. Tho A Bio r to trentitn en t. Iter ow ner of the anim al w ould' leave tho th an a notoriety for’ B ir d s T h a t r i aT i I'v e got proof th a t you tu t ou a bicycle “ D earrat, do rixmi, uo one being pivsent hut myself, yon Fit cp lute a t night B ut a t th a t p rin t they clinched.- Seme birds, like all children. like to rottd race once. I t 'll be casy enough to la- reuiim g (.ver and over uiy love letters (nannpohg «Yonrual. I'lny and A u stralia r.nd New G uinea allow th at y o n 'r* of unsound u n u d .— sa d when 1 w ould cm JI (or tw o m srblea to yon?” or eno m arble or three marbles, ns the Chioago News. l" odixe th e "bow er tard. w hich build» ' I would, Henry, bnt th e tru th Some boys (n an Enjf)ish ease m ight lie, tin men hey w ould grave H golor pbyhoUFea. These holi(je# Mre ! hey pul m e to sleep. “ — D itto it ly hand ever the n ¡uinsl num ber Ito Ait I mt I rat lou, Fi IV,,, aeted to w rite a short letter to , be not a part of th e ir neata. hut are con- 1’re.s. w aster One youngster added a P s ■old the fond but firm father, munvM im n tic n s an ape w hich could F rn c tc l nsnally in the shape of covered which ran. "P lease excuse bad is, 1 fear, u young u iau o f extrav ag an t count thtwe, th e m aterial used in hi» S h ou ld F I , . t h . C<M>X citing «•vtiw nysof little boughs’,w o or three ■nd spelling, as 1 aveut been experim ent being straw a from tho uni- ta u t any wn e Th I ' ” Chr hiph aDd " Umt *» ■ J c tir h us baud any grace a t t tarier ‘ ’ th e d au g h ter adm itted, "lie R ia l cage Wolff, IXtrwiB, F n rhw and wu , They use the,« houses simply f„r ï f i S iîi.4 K i” 1T0,1con’ - ■ ’ I B urtum u »Iso give in sta n a ta o f the cum- for a wife “ —Ciueiun.ii i L’u if lb e r Wer# ^ „ « ^ 4 « ; Cue direct result of the Sn.« ,-au ,1 heir game«. t < fum a that pntiug faculty in apea ami in o n k e v a .— k» for G|' V t a i pl arc d,•corat- haa been Urn introduction into the Med a vantai Q th e last r Jam es W eir tu L u i ine 'tt'e M n it ,> «1 w ith bright col, n d Mhvib „ d featb itcrranean of sharka which previously ^ ’ »’ cn, MroU dcW a t. t h e „ ^ . •vere unknow n ‘h- ra THE BEST ^«§PRING TONIC, As W in te r p a sse s a w a y i t le a v e s m a n y fe e lin g ! w e a k , d e p r e s s e d a n d fi* e o p lc e a s ily re d . T h is m e a n s t h a t t h e b lo o d needs a tte n t io n a nd s e n s ib le p e o p le a lw a y s t a k e a t o n i c a t t h i s t im e o f y e a r. P u r g a t iv e s a re n o t th e r i d h t m e d ic in e — t h e y w e a k e n instead! o f s tr e n d th e n in d . Hw D r. W illia ___5 m s ’’ P in k P ills f o r th e b e s t t o n i c m e d ic in e in t h e Pale P e o p le are w o r ld a n d do n o t a c t on t h e b o w e ls . T h e y s t i m u l a t e th e a p p e t it e e n r ic h t h e b lo o d , s t r e e n n d th e n th e n e rv e s a n d m a k e p e o p le fe e l b h t , a c tiv e and s tr o n Do no t accept a s u b s t i t u t e . Look f o r t h e f u l l n a m e on t h e package. 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